shitpostinguniverse:

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

colorogasm:

Always Remember:

1. kissing can and will, get boring.
   
2. its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
   
3. forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
4. you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
5. they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
6. privacy is still in play.
7. trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
8. you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
9. saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
10. you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 
11. they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
12. the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 
13. dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 
14. know what matters most and focus on that.

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

tony stark is just such a stupid character. hes like if batman sucked. literally every one of the avengers has powers that make them basically unstoppable but tonys like “i have enough money to solve poverty but im going to help the american imperial machine instead”

ahhh weapons kill people! gotta stop making weapons! *gives my best friend, a military commander, a wearable tank and calls it the “War Machine”*

merelybeing:

clickthefrog:

chickenkeeping:

draconym:

chickenkeeping:

yemenitehole:

lord-kitschener:

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

80s chickens

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

i love them thank you for the advice

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

ivysanders:

I want mental health to be so normalised that little children can tell their parents if they’re feeling mentally ill just like they would if they had a stomach ache or a fever.

I want mental health to be so normalised that school lets you go home after a panic attack episode like they do if you sustain an injury.

I want mental health to be so normalised that when someone’s in recovery the people around them ask for progress reports and send get well soon cards just like they would for any other sort of recovery.

I want mental health to be normalised because every mental health disorder is just as frightening, just as damaging as a life threatening injury and we pass people by every day who are so unwell in this sense but who don’t receive a fraction of the care they deserve just because mental health is unseen.

happyhalloweenbitch:

thottimus-prime:

happyhalloweenbitch:

i’d hate to be a high schooler in this day and age. i see young ass girls on youtube doing “grwm freshman year” full beat 28 inch wigs and its like……. when i was in high school you’d be lucky if we didnt show up in our pajamas. maybe a lil mascara here n there. idk i just feel bad that there’s so much sexual pressure on these younger girls because of social media

I dont even feel bad because its all a choice tbh

im not gonna jump on you for this response because you’re only 19 but you saying that young girls being forced to conform to societal standards is a “choice” aint it chief. nobody chooses to be negatively impacted by sexism and the male gaze it just kind of happens. it’s insidious. and definitely not by choice

accio-shitpost:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.